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BONUS PARODY: LOVE WASHINGTON LIES

SPORTS PARODIES

“Love Washington Lies” is a parody to Eminem and Rihanna’s R&B smash, “Love The Way You Lie.” Relationships are full of lies, but all the relationships in the world can’t compare to the lies of Washington D.C. and our government.

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Chorus
Since George Washington cut down that tree
Politicians are known for their dishonesty
While soldiers fight, D.C. commits crimes
But that’s quite fine because I love Washington lies
I love Washington lies

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Verse 1
In seventy-four Richard Nixon
Lied his way right into resignation
From being the president of our nation
Tried covering up all his allegations
Tampered with conversations
Replaced administration
Denied involvement in Watergate
Yet when the tapes were confiscated
He realized his fate: to resignate
25 officials
Were convicted in trial
Because of their denial
And conspired
Man, who you fooling? We ain't stupid
"I am not a crook?"
Right... Quit playin' dude
What you trying to prove?
It's nothing new
You should of just admit it and be done with it
But I guess that's the gist of politics
Say some slick shit
To the American public
In hopes that you get picked
Any promise?
Hope most people forget it
Don't need to be Gepetto
Or see a growing nose
To know you lie like Pinocchio
Your temporary home now the road

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Chorus

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Verse 2
You ever find yourself having to choose between the lesser of two evils
But it didn't matter who you'd pick cause it wouldn't make a difference
That's really how it is when you're choosing a president
Even Reagan had his share of sinful moments
Considered one of our best
And he was often dishonest
Politicans are masters at saying things that people want to be hearing
And they use charismatic preaching while less people keep believing
80's Flashback: "Read my lips, no new taxes!"
Clinton lied to Hilary
And everybody
Concerning his affair with Miss Lewinsky
WMDs please?
What do the Bush's, Clinton, and Obama have in common?
Like Richard Nixon
They're all best remembered for their lyin'
You wonder why some young people don't care to vote
Politicians are a joke
Same thing every November: they give you false hope
Funny thing is I'm approaching twenty-five
The best prez I knew was a liar

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Chorus

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Verse 3
You might believe that I'm on Obama's back just because he's black
Well it has nothing to do with racial crap
It's just that
This country is out of whack
Soldiers been dying in Iraq
The whole economy isn't intact
And he sits right back
Guessing the Lakers will win back-to-back
And he's on TV filling out his NCAA bracket
Here's a fact for left wing extremists
Our healthcare is a living nightmare
Michelle watched Carl Lewis on the lap of her daddy
Really?
Do you realize she would have been nearly twenty?
You're making it embarrasin' to be an American
Don't care for your sports predictions
We need resolutions
Or by next election
You won't run this great nation
Nashville
And the BP oil spill
You're playing some golf
Shouldn't you tend to the Gulf?
Running low on patience
You're promising change
Everything's the same
Maybe more lame as you're playing the blame game
Speaking of games, who'll win the Bears game in Green Bay this Sunday?

Eminem f/ Rihanna Parody: I Love Washington Lies Chorus

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